R. Kelly's Top 5 Most Ignant Songs

Excretions and Aaron Hall biting aside, no one can doubt that R. Kelly is one of the most innovative and greatest R&B singers of all time.  All day, I've been going through all of his music and I was reminded of one thing: He is probably one of THEE most IGNANT people I'll ever come across. And I love every bit of it.


5. Pregnant feat. Tyrese, Robin Thicke & The-Dream (Untitled)

I know we argue that you can fall in love at first sight, but impregnation at first sight? No matter how beautiful it's sung, the lyrics are still the same.  If you have this on your Get Booty or Sertafied playlist, consider yourself cursed.  And why, oh why, did he have to bring Mr. Thicke into this?

Notable lyrics: "Put them pills on chill, and girl give me my baby."

4.  Be My #2 (Untitled)

Would everyone please rise for the sidechick national anthem? As you remove your hats and place your hands on your #2's lacefront, listen and learn as Kellz sweet talks his other woman all the while reminding her that she's never EVA EVA EVA going to reach the golddigger's promise land.

Notable lyrics: "I could never be your husband, but that don't mean you still don't rock my          world...Though that ass is incredible, I can't leave her" 


Meet me after the jump for the rest of the Pied Piper's classics.

3. You Remind Me of Something (R. Kelly)

"Girl, you sexy as hell. You look just like my Wrangler right after a nice wash." How'd that pick up line work for ya? Nah? Oh, ok.

Notable lyrics: "You remind me of my Jeep--I wanna ride ya."

2. Trapped In the Closet Parts 1-597 (TP.3 Reloaded)

Do I really need to elaborate? All I know is daytime television lost a lot of viewers that year.

1. Feeling On Your Booty (TP2.com)

No automobile references necessary for this one, folks.  Robert just went out and said it. Does he realize how many middle school classmates I had to fend off because of this song?? My God. Not to mention the 3 separate versions & Ms. Sprite Can/Black Friday randomly trying to twerk in the video.

Notable lyrics: "Feeling on your boooo-ooo-ty, boo-oo-ty... (for 30 more seconds)"

Honorable mentions: Down Low, Ignition, Any song where he chanted that he was the pied piper, Sex Weed, Dave Chappelle's "Piss On You"

I know I didn't cover them all, but who has the time for that? Hit the comments to tell me your favorite ignorant R. Kelly songs.