Stop The Madness: Emmanuel & Phillip Hudson - Rachet Girl Anthem [Music Video]

If you haven't had the pleasure of seeing Emmanuel and Phillip Hudson perform their "Ratchet Girl Anthem," they have a better treat for you. Check out the official music video to the the track that made them legit YouTube (and potential 106 & Park) stars. Thank you, YouTube.



Props to 2DB

Previously: Stop The Madness: Brian McKnight - iFUrReadyToLearn (C.A.T.S.) [Music Video]

Stop The Madness: Brian McKnight - iFUrReadyToLearn (C.A.T.S.) [Music Video]

If this isn't pure foolishness and f*ckery I don't know what is!!!

Last week, Brian McKnight shocked and confused everyone with his new video (after the jump) previewing his new ballad in which he intends to "show you how your pu$$y works." This led to the side eye felt around the world and endless jokes on his behalf.

A week later and Brian McKnight is milking this for everything that its worth. "iFUrReadyToLearn (C.A.T.S.)" is now on iTunes and NOW, AND NOW, he's made a music video for the thing. Not enough words to describe the ignorance and hilarity of this.

How Your P*ssy Works from Brian McKnight

Thank You Youtube For... R&B Reunions

Jodeci, H-Town, and Pretty Ricky all had their moments when they were on dominating the R&B airwaves.  I grew up on Jodeci, and I'm proud to claim that they're from my hometown of Charlotte, NC. But LAWD, LAWD, LAWD, for some reason Jodeci, H-Town, and Pretty Ricky thought it was a good idea to collaborate on a track in 2011.

I have been over here dying while watching this video.  From Baby Blue's foolish hair and irrelevant verse to the harmonizing during K-Ci's verse to whoever replaced Pleasure P humping the air, I can't. I just can't.




Let me know if you'll be adding "Knock Your Heels Off"to your "Sertafied" playlist anytime soon.

Props to Necole Bitchie

Stop the Madness: Fox News on Chris Brown

YOU MAD?

Surprise, surprise. Yet another Fox News story where they completely take news out of context to push the network's agenda of pushing its conservative bias onto its consistently misinformed viewers.  After trying, and failing, to portray Common as a "vile rapper" and to serve Jon Stewart a nice, cold bowl of Got Ya Soup, Fox News is back at it again.

In no way, shape or form am I saying that I condone what Chris Brown did to Rihanna in 2009.  I can also say that I haven't been a fan of many of Chris Brown's decisions to escalate what should have been minuscule or nonexistent beefs on Twitter (Raz B, Tyler, The Creator & the rest of Odd Future, random non-fans) and of his choice of homophobic language when confronted.  However, I understand the intensity of the pressure that he must face everyday when he is still being criticized for something he is trying to grow from.

Hit the jump to read more and to see Fox News' Chris Brown story.

Stop The Madness: A Word From Marvin Gaye

Gangsta Translation:

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The late and great Marvin Gaye is a legend whose career left the world with timeless music for us to make babies and/or protest injustice.  I'm sure I speak for us all when I say that I wish he were still around to have continued to bless us with his talent.

That being said...

...Get the F$*^ OUT HIS ROOM!!!

Stop the Madness: Snap On Feathers

I've been nocturnal for the past few weeks so I've seen all kinds of foolish infomercials, but this one takes the cake.  I'll be the first to admit I've bought some stupid stuff in my day, but this is taking it way too damn far.

The official video was removed (I can only wonder why...) so bear with the quality.



Smoky ash? Wow! 5 feathers for $10? It should be 70?? Wow!!!

STOP THE MADNESS!!!!!

Send me your social security number and credit card information after the jump.

Stop the Madness! Mr. Ghetto: Walmart

THEY SHOULDA NEVA GAVE Y'ALL N@#$%S MONEY!!!!!!!!

...Or YouTube.  Apparently I'm not getting the full Wal Mart experience. Clearly I should be in the "lingerie section" bouncing it like a pogo stick.  Clearly for the ladies, this was their big break to get back in the business since their last days of fame in the Hot Boyz era.  I'm personally gonna call corporate and inform them of this f*ckery.

Thanks to my homie Lia for bringing this to my attention.

Walmart – Mr. Ghetto ” New Orleans Bounce from Vah Babah on Vimeo.

Thank You YouTube for...Norma Stitz

After watching a random episode of Nip/Tuck, I never thought I'd see breasts more powerful than these.

Lawd, was I wrong!  This woman's "breast-es" have seen the likes of Irtaly and has one her a Guiness World Record.

Freshalina had this to say:

I linked to a post about Norma’s gigantic chest cannons last month but I think we all would agree that her melons deserve more attention than that. Her cups runneth over!

Thank You YouTube for...Phill Wade

Lord knows how many more points there would have been in my GPA if it weren't for YouTube, but I'm grateful for people like Phill Wade who keep me looking younger by posting foolishness on the regular.  Known mostly for getting Trey Songz's panties in a bunch by impersonating him (video after the jump), this man has an incredible voice and uses it to keep us laughing.

My favorite video has to be the No Hands Gospel remix.  Maybe it makes sense now why you see me bustin' out in a praise dance in the club once the hook comes on...

More hilarious videos after the jump...
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Ladies and Gentlemen, I introduce to You...Vickie London

So I was checking out one of my favorite sites of f*ckery, Crunk & Disorderly, and stumbled upon this beautiful rendition of Jennifer Hudson's "No One Gonna Love You." My, my my.

See Freshalina's comments after the jump!