Stop The Madness: Emmanuel & Phillip Hudson - Rachet Girl Anthem [Music Video]

If you haven't had the pleasure of seeing Emmanuel and Phillip Hudson perform their "Ratchet Girl Anthem," they have a better treat for you. Check out the official music video to the the track that made them legit YouTube (and potential 106 & Park) stars. Thank you, YouTube.



Props to 2DB

Previously: Stop The Madness: Brian McKnight - iFUrReadyToLearn (C.A.T.S.) [Music Video]

Thank You YouTube For... Blue Ivy Lullabies

There comes a time when you have to look back on your life and just accept the fact that a newborn baby has accomplished more than you.  It's cool though, Blue Ivy. I'll let you have your shine. And your lullaby.

Thanks to the Hipster Orchestra, Beyonce and Jay-Z's progeny has the dopest lullaby in the world that consists of both Jay and B's biggest hits.  Watch the performance below, and hit me up on Facebook and Twitter with your thoughts!



Props to Tanning Of America

Bahahaha: Grandmother & Grandson Swag "Rack City" All The Way Out [VIDEO]

See this is when you know you've made it.  I'm giving Tyga a golf clap for making a rap song that has reached the old, white female demographic.  Check out grannie as she and her grandson whip up some nice omelets to "Rack City."



Props to Refined Hype

Thank You YouTube For...VanJess

Sisters Ivana & Jessica have been brightening up my days for years now as VanJess, a duo whose original covers today's most popular music have garnered national attention.  I spent time watching a few of their most recent videos todays, and I had to showcase them on Gangstas Use Emoticons because what other word than "gangsta" can describe a mash up between Drake's "Headlines" and Frank Ocean's "Thinking About You?"

Check out more of their videos on their YouTube Channel, and make sure you follow them on Twitter and Like them on Facebook to support!

Previously: Thank You YouTube For...Dormtainment

Thank You YouTube For...Dormtainment

YouTube is full of comedy sketches that always leave me thinking, "Stay in school," or "Keep your day job."  Dormtainment, however, is a diamond in the rough, and always keeps me laughing.  The collective of these six college educated men recently posted "Basketball Husbands," their parody to the many reality shows devoted to women who seem to have nothing else to do but start fights and spend money.

Watch the hilarious sketch above, and be sure to check out Dormtainment's entire catalogue on www.dormtainment.com. Also follow the group on Twitter!

Thank You Youtube For... R&B Reunions

Jodeci, H-Town, and Pretty Ricky all had their moments when they were on dominating the R&B airwaves.  I grew up on Jodeci, and I'm proud to claim that they're from my hometown of Charlotte, NC. But LAWD, LAWD, LAWD, for some reason Jodeci, H-Town, and Pretty Ricky thought it was a good idea to collaborate on a track in 2011.

I have been over here dying while watching this video.  From Baby Blue's foolish hair and irrelevant verse to the harmonizing during K-Ci's verse to whoever replaced Pleasure P humping the air, I can't. I just can't.




Let me know if you'll be adding "Knock Your Heels Off"to your "Sertafied" playlist anytime soon.

Props to Necole Bitchie

Thank You YouTube for...Thug Friends

My time in the Lou may have come to an end, but thankfully I got to witness the Thug Friends movement start before I left.  Consisting of duo Twiggy Kix and Nicholas Accomp, the two just have fun and rap about things that everyone in America loves--titties, carrot cake, titty milk and chicken.  If you don't love at least 3/4 of that shit, exit my page.

Check out Thug Friends search for their beloved poultry in the video for their latest single, Chicken Lovin.  

Their debut EP "We Are Not Rappers, We Are Wrappers" drops on August 31. Make sure to hit up Mademonarchs.com or Absolut-ism.com to download that. 

Props to Made Monarch O   

Thank You YouTube for...Kid Fury

If you appreciate people who always speak their mind and are hilarious at doing so, you need Kid Fury in your life.  I find myself always checking his blog, So Furious, YouTube channel, and Twitter page to stay up to date with all of our country 'tis of thee's foolishness and entertainment news.

Watch his latest edition of Furious Thoughts below and hit the jump for his commentary on Chris Brown & Justin Bieber's latest music video. Thank the man!

Thank You YouTube for... Flash Mobs

I saw this yesterday, and I think it's a fun way to start off the morning.  Hit the comments to help me schedule a Gangstas Use Emoticons flash mob.  I'm thinking Big Sean's "Dance (A$$)" right outside the liquor store on Friday. Down?

Stop the Madness! Mr. Ghetto: Walmart

THEY SHOULDA NEVA GAVE Y'ALL N@#$%S MONEY!!!!!!!!

...Or YouTube.  Apparently I'm not getting the full Wal Mart experience. Clearly I should be in the "lingerie section" bouncing it like a pogo stick.  Clearly for the ladies, this was their big break to get back in the business since their last days of fame in the Hot Boyz era.  I'm personally gonna call corporate and inform them of this f*ckery.

Thanks to my homie Lia for bringing this to my attention.

Walmart – Mr. Ghetto ” New Orleans Bounce from Vah Babah on Vimeo.

Thank You YouTube for...Norma Stitz

After watching a random episode of Nip/Tuck, I never thought I'd see breasts more powerful than these.

Lawd, was I wrong!  This woman's "breast-es" have seen the likes of Irtaly and has one her a Guiness World Record.

Freshalina had this to say:

I linked to a post about Norma’s gigantic chest cannons last month but I think we all would agree that her melons deserve more attention than that. Her cups runneth over!

Next Dance Craze: Beef It Up

Running out of dance moves? Love lawnmowers? And elbows? How bout heart attacks?

Well you're in luck because the Charlie Boy Gang has the perfect dance for you! :-D

I won't lie. I'll probably whip this out the back pocket every now and then right after I'm done cookin'. #swag



Still not sure how to do the dance? Charlie Boy Gang to the rescue! Hit the jump for the tutorial.

Thank You YouTube for...Phill Wade

Lord knows how many more points there would have been in my GPA if it weren't for YouTube, but I'm grateful for people like Phill Wade who keep me looking younger by posting foolishness on the regular.  Known mostly for getting Trey Songz's panties in a bunch by impersonating him (video after the jump), this man has an incredible voice and uses it to keep us laughing.

My favorite video has to be the No Hands Gospel remix.  Maybe it makes sense now why you see me bustin' out in a praise dance in the club once the hook comes on...

More hilarious videos after the jump...
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Ladies and Gentlemen, I introduce to You...Vickie London

So I was checking out one of my favorite sites of f*ckery, Crunk & Disorderly, and stumbled upon this beautiful rendition of Jennifer Hudson's "No One Gonna Love You." My, my my.

See Freshalina's comments after the jump!